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Saturday, October 08, 2005

I'm home with my parents this weeekend. Alone. No Lisa, no Mr. Wonderful, no...nothing. Just me and folks.

And yet, in the past 24 hours, I have many reminders of some of the indescretions that took place in this house - a mini vibe I've been looking for for weeks, a big bottle of lube, and black lace underwear I forget ever buying, but assume I must have. They are very pretty, though, so I'm excited.

I must assume, of course, that dear old Mom must have found these things, too. Case in point, the mini vibe was found in a basket, beside all the decorative soaps in the bathroom. Hm. Did she open the handy carrying case? Did she read the giant "Fukuoku 2000" lettering on the front? Hm. Don't ask, don't tell.



-- posted by Jenn at Saturday, October 08, 2005

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The Fukuoku is the coolest. I bet The Sunday Night Sex Show resulted in huge sales for that company. Everyone I know, that knows what one is, first heard about it from Sue.

Yeah, it's weird when you're older and parents "find things". I remember being over at a girlfriend's place, as an adult, when her parents made a surprise visit. We had just woken up and were getting ready for the day in her bedroom. Her dad came in to her bedroom and headed straight for the garbage can to throw out a gum wrapper, where he found a bunch of condom wrappers. It was like her dad had radar or something.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:25 PM  

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